Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.