Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
  • Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
  • May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.
  • Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.
  • Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
  • What was the name of the boat in Titanic?