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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.