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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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12 shares on WeChat this month:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

32 shares on X this month:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

93 shares on Discord this month:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Breaking via TikTok:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Spotted on Reddit:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Going viral on Discord:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Spotted on Slack:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Going viral on Messenger:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Making waves on Reddit:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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