Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.