Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll just stick to washing my coconuts in the shower ๐ฟ๐ฅฅ๐ Related funny posts ๐ Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I donโt swim in coconut-infested waters. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine. I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, โI don’t even have a coconut!โ When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. I need a long hot meteor shower.