Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBrussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs. I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it. We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out? Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.