Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
  • I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
  • Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
  • I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.
  • Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?
  • I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.