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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค” Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช"



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