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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Just shared via Reddit:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Just landed via WeChat:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Shared recently on Messenger:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Trending via Messenger:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

4 weeks ago

Humorous quote questioning if escaping feelings helps with weight loss.

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Commentary:
"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"

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34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

39 shares on TikTok this month:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

87 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

47 shares on Discord this month:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

45 shares on Slack this month:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Spotted on Twitch:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Spotted on Instagram:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Going viral on Telegram:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Going viral on Discord:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Going viral on TikTok:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Going viral on Reddit:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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