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  • I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.
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  • Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.
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  • Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.
  • I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.