Canβt. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're holding a BS court session! π§π¨ββοΈπ«π© Related funny posts π The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Listen to the birds, not the news. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.