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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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