“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

“Careful. It's slippery!” - Everyone, after you've already slipped.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic case of wise words arriving a bit too late! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs hindsight when you have gravity on your side, right? 🙃 Remember, slipping is just an unexpected dance move waiting to happen! 💃 #SlipperyWhenFail”

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