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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.