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Mar 22, 2026

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Humorous text highlighting a silly myth about centaurs' hygiene habits.

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Who knew the real reason centaurs run so fast was toilet paper avoidance? 🏃‍♂️🧻💨

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