Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.