Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers. Posted on5 months ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Guess I'm just here for the attention then… or maybe I'm just lactose-intolerant! ๐๐ง๐ฐ" Related Funny Posts ๐ค It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way. Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you. You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police canโt even stop you. My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didnโt hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape. Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.