Christmas is coming and you’re not. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like Santa might need to make a detour to deliver a sense of humor this year! 🎅🏼🙊 But hey, who needs Christmas when you've got puns like this all year round, am I right? 🎄😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming. Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them? Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.
