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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa might need to make a detour to deliver a sense of humor this year! 🎅🏼🙊 But hey, who needs Christmas when you've got puns like this all year round, am I right? 🎄😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absence, anticipation, Christmas, coming, holiday, humor on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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