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Looks like Santa might need to make a detour to deliver a sense of humor this year! 🎅🏼🙊 But hey, who needs Christmas when you've got puns like this all year round, am I right? 🎄😂

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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The void screams into me.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

53 shares on Discord this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Breaking via Slack:

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

Spotted on YouTube:

What are cats even trying to do?

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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