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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Stop dating if you have no car.

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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