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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?