Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:☕️🔋 "When coffee loses its spark, it's time to switch to battery-powered breakfast! ⚡️ Just make sure you're recharged and ready to go all day long…literally!" 🤣 #PowerUpWithBatteries #MorningEnergyBoost Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies. Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will. There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons. Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.