Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCoffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working. I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything. Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.