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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Talents: eating!

Broadcasted on Slack:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Just landed via YouTube:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Live now on Messenger:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Going viral on X:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Going viral on Twitch:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Just shared via Pinterest:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Just landed via Reddit:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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