Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.