Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCoffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby. I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?
