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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it…

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it…

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☕️💕 Just a casual coffee enthusiast here, sipping on that sweet elixir of life for the pure thrill of it! Who needs energy when you've got the love of the game (and a strong cup of coffee) on your side? Play on, coffee lover, play on! 💪🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beverage, caffeine, coffee, drink, energized, even, feel, game, humor, i, just, love, me, routine on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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