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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.