Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.