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36 shares on WeChat this month:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

24 shares on Discord this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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