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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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