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Ah, yes, the good ol' gang of bureaucrats and their never-ending paperwork 📝🤣 It's all fun and games until someone brings a pen to a turf war 🖊️🌍 #GangstaGovernment

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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