Countries are just gangs with paperwork. Commentary:Ah, yes, the good ol' gang of bureaucrats and their never-ending paperwork 📝🤣 It's all fun and games until someone brings a pen to a turf war 🖊️🌍 #GangstaGovernment Related Funny Quotes 🤝 God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.” The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles. I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork. I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries. Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?