“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Right?! My dating life feels more like ‘fishing with no bait’ 😂🎣💔" Related funny posts 😂 Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit. If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special. The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean. I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?