Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Posted onSep 23, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDeleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where? My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.
