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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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"Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, app, apps, dating, dating app, deleting, donkey, dragon, fantasy, fashioned, humor, i, me, meet, old, old fashioned, rescue, romantic, romantic fantasy, someone, tower, want on Nov 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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