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"Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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93 shares on WeChat this month:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

89 shares on Slack this month:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

92 shares on Discord this month:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Fries, not lies.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Going viral on Telegram:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Seen just now on Slack:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

Just landed via Instagram:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Keep the laugh going 😂

Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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