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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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I am thick and tired.

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2 months ago

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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2 months ago

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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2 months ago

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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2 months ago

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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2 months ago

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41 shares on X this month:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

22 shares on Slack this month:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Live now on Pinterest:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Trending via Discord:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

Live now on Messenger:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

I am thick and tired.

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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