Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? Posted onOct 1, 2023May 12, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDid you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.