Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Haha, well, at least your realistic self-awareness is on point! π¦π€£ Maybe you should stick to races within the realm of possibility for now! Related Funny Posts π€ I like when I walk with people and they note that Iβm a fast walker. Weβre in a race. Weβre in a race and youβre losing actually. I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. I donβt care for the term drug mule, why canβt it be a drug unicorn. My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane. I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.