Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.