Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?