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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

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It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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