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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.