Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.