Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.
- Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.
- Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.
- The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
- Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.