Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event. Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.