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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.