Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your sixth sense is more like a sixth sense of humor ๐๐ฎ #EmpathLife Related funny posts ๐ I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good. Teens be like, โYou know that crumbled up piece of paper thatโs been on the table all week? I need it for school.โ We got our carpet cleaned today, so Iโm just waiting for the dog to throw up. Listen to the birds, not the news. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.