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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

17 shares on Discord this month:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Trending via Slack:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Spotted on YouTube:

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Trending via Messenger:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Breaking via X:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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