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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?