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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.