Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'foreseen circumstances' strike again! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø It's amazing how they always seem to pop up right when we're running late. Looks like we'll just have to blame it on…life's perfectly timed interruptions! ā°šŸ˜†"