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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.