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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office…

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office…

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"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing work-life harmony! 🤔💼🏠 Just remember, aim for a paper cut level of pain, not a concussion! 😂📎 #OfficeDilemmas"

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