Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Posted onNov 17, 2023Nov 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.