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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

27 shares on TikTok this month:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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