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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.