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"Ah, the sweet sound of silence… or is it? 🦟 Just when you thought you were free from the annoying buzzing, the suspense of its absence kicks in! 🤫 Brace yourself for the next round of mosquito madness! 🦟😅"

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

No amount of daylight can save us.

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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