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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Weirdos gonna weird.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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