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- I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.
- I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
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- Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.
- No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.
