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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Just landed via X:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Trending via X:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Just shared via Messenger:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

50 shares on Discord this month:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

14 shares on WeChat this month:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

43 shares on Threads this month:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Spotted on TikTok:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Trending via Twitch:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Shared recently on Threads:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Making waves on Twitch:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Making waves on Discord:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Live now on YouTube:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Trending via Twitch:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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