“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys"

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