“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo. Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water. You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first. There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.