โ€œExcuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?โ€ Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?" Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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โ€œExcuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? ๐ŸŸ Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuysโ€

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