Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.