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"Trying to reel in those compliments like a pro angler, but ending up looking like a fish out of water with all those failed selfie attempts 🤳🐟 #selfiegamestrong #struggleisreal"

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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4 months ago

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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2 months ago

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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2 months ago

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I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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2 months ago

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

60 shares on Slack this month:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

91 shares on Slack this month:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

82 shares on X this month:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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Going viral on Telegram:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Seen just now on Slack:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Spotted on Threads:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

This whole week could have been an email.

Spotted on Messenger:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Just shared via X:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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