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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.