For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.