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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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2 months ago

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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