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Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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Going viral on TikTok:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Seen just now on X:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Just landed via Reddit:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Seen just now on YouTube:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Spotted on X:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Going viral on YouTube:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Breaking via WeChat:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Trending via TikTok:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

4 months ago

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So they had both dolls and horsepower in the family! Talk about a match made in toy heaven. 🚗👠💕

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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2 months ago

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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2 months ago

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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51 shares on Slack this month:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Going viral on X:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Just landed via Instagram:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Making waves on Discord:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Just shared via Messenger:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Spotted on Twitch:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Just landed via YouTube:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Live now on Messenger:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Going viral on Reddit:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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