Funny 4 a.m. quotes

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.