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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Making waves on Slack:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

We’ve got a shituation here.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Making waves on Discord:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Just shared via TikTok:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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