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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Trending via Reddit:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Just shared via Twitch:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Spotted on Telegram:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Going viral on Facebook:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Making waves on Messenger:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Freshly posted on Slack:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Breaking via Messenger:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Shared recently on X:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Just landed via YouTube:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Going viral on Facebook:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Live now on X:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Reported on Instagram:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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