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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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