Funny anime trope quotes

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.