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The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

Apr 1, 2026

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

Apr 1, 2026

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

Apr 1, 2026

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Apr 1, 2026

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Mar 28, 2026