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Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Reported on Discord:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Just shared via Messenger:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Trending via YouTube:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Just landed via Facebook:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Just landed via Discord:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Going viral on TikTok:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Trending via Messenger:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Just shared via Slack:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Making waves on TikTok:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Breaking via Reddit:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Just shared via Reddit:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Making waves on Reddit:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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