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Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

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17,577

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15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Just landed via X:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Trending via Discord:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Going bananas on YouTube:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My love language is being sent money.

Just landed via Discord:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Trending via Slack:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Trending via X:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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59 shares on WeChat this month:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

56 shares on Slack this month:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Trending via YouTube:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Spotted on YouTube:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Trending via Snapchat:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Breaking via Twitch:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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