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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Just landed via TikTok:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Live now on Messenger:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Spotted on Facebook:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Trending via WeChat:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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27 shares on WeChat this month:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

67 shares on Discord this month:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

36 shares on Threads this month:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Spreading quickly via X:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Spotted on X:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Making waves on Telegram:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Shared recently on X:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Live now on Instagram:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Going viral on Facebook:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Just landed via X:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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