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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?