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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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