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Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Going bananas on Telegram:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Just shared via X:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

82 shares on Slack this month:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Breaking via X:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Trending via Snapchat:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Going bananas on WeChat:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Going viral on TikTok:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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